In the course of my work in university here in Malaysia, I meet many so-called "Malay" academics.
Please, let’s not call them “academicians” because it makes them sound that they are just too bloody awesome, as if they have magical intelligence or intellectualism.
Intelligent or intellectual they are not, without doubt.
I come across them frequently – and unfortunately. They're almost all "professors", a title I figure you could purchase from any 7-Eleven store at any time of day
They're pretty darn stupid, most of them.
Not one of them can be categorised as seriously intelligent or an organic intellectual.
The only genuine Malay intellectual in the country and whom I have had the pleasure of meeting is Syed Husin Ali.
His intellectualism and intelligence eclipses Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim’s by a country mile. One can easily tell the difference between an intellectual and a populist politician.
Syed Husin Ali speaks and writes in excellent English. So, too, K.S. Jomo, Edmund Terence Gomez and Khoo Boo Teik who, besides being organic intellectuals, also possess a tremendous command of the English language.
Unlike Syed Husin Ali, Jomo, Gomez and Khoo have left Malaysia for greener pastures.
Not much academics are left in Malaysia who have pretty good English language skills. Sadly, their research output is zero, not because they can’t produce the research but because they neither receive incentives to do so nor the recognition they would deserve.
The Melayu academics – the so-called professors – have virtually zero research publications in internationally refereed or peer-reviewed academic journals.
When one listens to them, you'll cringe.
You'd die from shame, not only for their terribly poor grasp of grammar and syntax but also for their sing-song alliteration and/or pronunciations.
They have no idea what they are talking about. They make things up as they go.
They possess little general knowledge about things, much less history of their subject or “specialties”.
No epistemological understanding whatsoever.
They're so out of date that it makes a prophet or disciple of any religion seem to be on the ball with their cant.
Janet Lee is right: these clowns cannot string a sentence together in English, orally or in writing, if their lives depended on it.
Their standard of English is not just appalling, it is downright pathetic and, spectacularly, disgusting.
Indeed, it is no better than any of the high school graduates who attend universities abroad and manifestly struggle to write critically, think critically, who possess closed minds, are brilliant at crapping, cutting-and-pasting and, of course their standard fare, plagiarism.
If you want to know why Malaysia's universities consistently languish in a Third World squat lavatory, it is precisely because you have morons like these teaching at universities whose paper qualifications are suspect – as suspect as those high school graduates who fly with multiple straight As (whose results are always massaged, so to speak).
What makes the situation worse is that Malaysia’s universities employ racist morons, most of whom – in fact, all of whom – are Umno backers.
After all, like Malaysia’s judiciary, they are Umno employees.
I commiserate with Janet Lee and her husband. Logic and common sense are not virtues in this country. They are not exactly the cornerstones of intelligent thinking in this country. They are certainly not valued.
A complete, uneducated idiot could become a politician and run the country, there are scores of examples of this throughout this country's history.
Indeed, one can see – if one wants to see – the same in the abysmal standard of education of Malaysian schools, and of their principals and their teachers as much as universities, their vice-chancellors, their deans, their "academics" and, sadly but unsurprisingly, their graduates.
Malaysia is not the place for us, where you more often than not are treated worse than dirt, like dung, just because (a) you are not Malay (b) not of the right skin colour (c) do not have a Muslim name (and Arab-sounding name, like Osama bin Laden, would be infinitely accepted) (d) not of the right agama